Kickin' off the month

February is finally here, and you know what that means: Alcohol, flog a homeless guy, more alcohol, sleep... And at this point it's really up to you.

The new album has almost arrived. And in addition to jokes from a bitter cynic (yours truly) and "tweets" from the dumbest common denominator, we've also got some new ideas for February, now that Obama has made Black History Month obsolete.

And we have once again topped ourselves with our new shirts. If you don't think these are the greatest shirts ever produced, my Messican momma will stab you.

http://www.alexamachine.com

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