Mare-Y Fucking CHRIST(no)mas

as a gift to you all, we posted another song for all of you, it's entitled "Mare" (hence the horrible play on words with the holiday, the song was originally called "Spring Break" but we decided Mare has a little more of a meaning to us, it's about our singer almost dying twice in one year, you can ask him about it any time, or just scroll down to a few blogs ago). We've had this song for a bit, (we posted a video of the song being performed in Miami last year) but now, HERE IT ISSSSS. Encompassing all of it's sonic variety, is "Mare" so enjoy......

Your Mom Is A Whore, Merry Christmas

Christmas is here and it's time to chug some nog and go caroling. Which is not that different from what I do every other week of the year. Just switch the nog for whiskey and the carols for random Tom Waits lyrics.

New merch coming soon. We will be taking down some of the current designs and then they're gone for good.  Even if we did try and stage some kind of reunion tour for these shirts in the future, at that point they would all be old, wrinkled, and hooked on Heroin.

We're gonna be taking it easy for the rest of the year and in the beginning of the new year. Look out for tour dates around then. But, until the albums release (out February 16th) we'll all be doing our thing. Jeremiah shall be selling expensive things to people who dont need them, I shall be surrounding myself in cords and pedals writing like a hermit, and catch Bobbo filling in on drums on tour with the band Ellsbeth for the next couple weeks. So, make sure to catch a date, buy him a drink, fuck him, and don't call him back. Guarunteed to provoke binge eating and a fully clothed rape shower.

So, on an honest note, merry christmas to everyone. I hope you all gain several pounds from an over consumption of food and you all get shit you want.

Love you. Mean it.


....buy our album "Internet Killed The Audio Star" on February 16th, 2010....do it..

- Wes

Merry ChrisFUCK YOU!

It's December and I am dreaming of a white Christmas. Actually, I'm dreaming of a melty turquoise Christmas. And sugar plums are fighting lesbian dragons in my head. This LSD-nog is fantastic.

Anyways, Christmas, it's that time again. I hope everyones keeping warm and not freezing their genitals off like im NOT...

Recently, we've been kind of quiet, thats because we have been hard at work prepping for next years plans, being the album comes out FEBRUARY 16th, 2010! So, mark it on your calendars folks... Maybe you'll luck out and get an Itunes Download card for christmas... Or a Best Buy gift certificate... Either way you ca use it to attain the record and turn your plastic into a mere drug tool...

IF you haven't noticed (which I doubt at this point) we have posted a new song entitled "Empathic Communicator, Part II: Beebee (Conscious Incompetence)"... So, if youre not hearing it as you read this, head on over to our myspace and listen to it at deafening volumes... Because how else are you going to get the point of the song...

New merch store over at alexamachine.com HERE. Soon, we'll be giving out ways to get cheap OR FREE merch this holiday season.

For those who listened in to our radio appearence this past Sunday, THANK YOU! For those of you who havent, you can STREAM or DOWNLOAD the show HERE.

Here are some pics from the show:
















Also, since our youtube is down at the moment, here is an old video, if you so choose to watch it:






Thank you for actually stickin' around. A lot of good things on the way!



- W

Bloody Zombies > Zombie Turkeys > Turkey...Presents?

You're not going to believe this. I was trying on my Halloween costume again and now I can't get it off. Oh well... I guess I'm stuck being "naked alcoholic" the rest of my life.

Hey, the middle of November is finally here. That means it's time for you to read this blog we just posted. And it's time for me to shave, "down there". That stuff is going to make a great Christmas present...

Make sure to follow the website to get details on new music and album details! By now, im sure you know all the necessary places to visit, but im not sure... Who knows. People are still huge morons. Didn't see that coming.

Makre sure to check our merch out, chances are some shit wont be reprinted, but there WILL be a slew of new swag for your sexy asses.

http://alexamachine.bigcartel.com/category/official-name-merch

Make a bold fashion statement or just throw them in holy water and watch the church burst into flames. Up to you.

Anyways, hope you all are enjoying your days. I, personally, love this time of year. The birds finally shut up, the leaves are dying, the homeless are about to freeze and be scraped off the sidewalks... Plus I'm drunk. That puts a bright sheen on every season.

Love you, mean it.


- Wes

2 out of 3 of us are Vag-itarians...

Recently, Bobbys rant on vegetarianism was posted on Peta2's myspace page. The BLOG was originally posted here on OUR bog, but they got wind of it and spread the word. Heres what they posted on their blog:


"I like my metal like I like my food... vegan. So you can imagine how stoked I was when I recently came across a pro-vegan blog from the drummer of the Lifeforce Records metal band, Name.

Name's drummer, Bobby Gibbs, wrote the blog debunking the myths of a meat-free diet from a vegan perspective—touching on topics like protein deficiency and canine teeth, and responding to comments like "you shouldn't talk, cause you kill plants." If you like your pro-veg arguements on the crude, albeit humorous side, look no further than this blog.

Here's one of my favorite exerpts from the section on protein deficiency:


"There is no such thing. Look into it. And look at me. You can tell I work out. You wouldn't be able to tell if I wasn't getting enough protein. Cause I'd be hella skinny and wouldn't be able to flex my boobs at people like a total douche. But let's get into the science of shit ..."

See what I mean? Aside from being funny, Bobby makes some good points, so check out the rest of the blog here and visit their MySpace for music and tour dates. If you're interested in seeing how we would answer some of the same questions Bobby addresses in his blog, check this out.


xo
Shan


Disclaimer: The opinions of Bobby Gibbs do not necessarily reflect the opinions of peta2. However, we did laugh ... a lot."


OR, if youre lazy, you can check out the link HERE.


More news and junk and stuff on the way soon. Keep in touch.

(Listen to Porcupine Tree - "In Absentia")

Photoshoots....among other things

I had a very lengthy post, and it got deleted, i'm not typing it again it's late (or early....4:30 a.m) we had an awesome photoshoot with Flip Cassidy, good times had by all. The release date for the cd is either going to be at the end of january of next year, or the beggining of february. Either way. it'll be nice to have a shrink wrapped cd in my hands. good times. i'll post the link for the photoshoot so you can check it out.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/avantgardenias/sets/72157622368562371/

That Goods: Part Deux

Here are some pics of our recent adventures on the road over the cource of the past month or so... Enjoy. Lots of new shit on the way.. you will experience the ol' proverbial kick to the teeth with the information we are going to drop on you..




being douches





some "soon to be aquired" toys to add to the arsenal







guardian of the liqour store







Puppy!



Jeremy!



Duckits! (being a douche)



another puppy!



Cholo Chewbacca



Bobbo kickin' it, wookie style



We love you, Josh.











\m/



Out with the old, in with the new I guess.. yeesh..



ya dig?











Pabst out numbers the Hamms.. Hamm genocide.



XTREME!





"IM NOT ON HEROIN!!"



Sacramento, CA





Backstage



Best part about being in a band... woot..





damn right









The baron rehearsal studio



Boyface



Jay-Meezy











Hopefully you enjoyed the random fuckin' montage...

Youre probably thinking: "Why did they post so many random pics?"

My retorte: "Because I can"

Goodnight everybody, see you soon.




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